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Thursday, October 11th, 2001
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10:07a - Oh, that's bad.
Woman: Now we'll see what the future holds.
[turns over a card from what looks like a Tarot deck]
Lisa: [gulps] The "Death" card?
Woman: No, that's good: it means transition, change.
Lisa: [relieved] Oh.
[the woman turns over another card]
Lisa: Oh, that's cute.
Woman: [gasps] "The Happy Squirrel"!
Lisa: [timid] That's bad?
Woman: Possibly. The cards are vague and mysterious. Hey, you remember that one episode of the Simpsons where Lisa had a Tarot reading and the Happy Squirrel Card came up?
Yeah, that episode was great. But you know? Someone made a tarot deck based on beautiful Victorian engravings and posted the pictures online. Look for the happy squirrel.
current music: NPR (1 comment |comment on this)
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10:17a
Now comes the Wonderbum -- a new product that "lifts, separates and shapes" the parts other tights just don't reach.
Ass bra.
current music: Enjoy The Silence - Tori Amos (1 comment |comment on this)
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10:53a - \m/. .\m/
Four strings across the bridge
Ready to carry me over,
Over the quavers, drunk in the bars,
Out of the realm of the orchestra,
Out of the realm of the orchestra,
Filling me up with the shivers,
Filling me up wtiith the shivers and quivers,
Filling me up with the shivers.
Get the Bow going, let it scream to me,
Violin, violin, violin.
Paganini, up the chimney,
Lord of the Dance with Nero and old Nicky,
Whack the Devil
Into my fiddlestick,
Give me the Banshees for B.V.'s,
Give me the Banshees for B.V.'s,
Jigging along with the fiddle, ooh Johnny,
Jigging along with the fiddle dee-dee,
Jigging along with the fiddle-dee-diddle-dee-dee.
Get the Bow going, let it scream to me,
Violin, violin, violin. I'm headbanging to Kate Bush.
current mood:  bouncy
current music: Violin - Kate Bush (5 comments |comment on this)
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